Walpurgistuck
A young woman stands in her bedroom. On the current date, August 1st it is a normal date! Her birthday will be in the new year, 2013.

What will the name of this young girl be?
Posted at 9:18am on September 2nd - 654884 NOTES

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

Posted at 2:00pm on August 30th - 682 NOTES
#pswg 
Posted at 1:58pm on August 30th - 124441 NOTES

Posted at 1:56pm on August 30th - 436 NOTES
#yes 

son: mom... i'm gay
me: well, sweetie, i think that's fine. you can date and love whoever you want, as long as it makes you happy.
THAT'S IT. I DON'T TELL HIM TO WATCH GLEE OR X-MEN OR WHATEVER. I WON'T FETISHIZE HIS SEXUALITY OR STALK THE BOYS HE TALKS TO AND ENCOURAGE SLEEPOVERS OR DATING OR SHIP HIM AND HIS BEST FRIEND. I WOULD BE A GROWN WOMAN AND A MOTHER, NOT A 13 YEAR OLD WHO PISSES THEMSELVES OVER "HAWT GAY BOYS!!! X3"

Posted at 1:55pm on August 30th - 1757 NOTES
#hehehe 

stoicsilence:

lolinternets:

stonecoldstevenyeeeeaaaah:

Something I never would’ve thought about doing if this wasn’t made =O

Holy fuck

stop racism while traveling at lightspeed through the 7th dimension

stoicsilence:

lolinternets:

stonecoldstevenyeeeeaaaah:

Something I never would’ve thought about doing if this wasn’t made =O

Holy fuck

stop racism while traveling at lightspeed through the 7th dimension

Posted at 1:54pm on August 30th - 376 NOTES

kingcheddarxvii:

adventures-through-afro:

WARNING: CHED IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

Dude, you okay?

yES BECAUSE WE WERE JOKING ALL ALONG. HAHAHAHA!

STUPID POSES

I’m so happy

(Source: thomasstewartbaker)

Posted at 1:52pm on August 30th - 889 NOTES
#pswg 

(Source: asexyvirgin)

Posted at 1:50pm on August 30th - 278 NOTES

janecrocker:

can i talk about my condesce headcanons pls

ok really nanna says she knew that her mother wasn’t human right

now just imagine for a second. you’re solely responsible for the death of your race, the only man you’ve ever loved is dead because you overworked him, and you’re trapped on a planet with no army to defend yourself. you manage to hold your own but you meet a man. a great, funny man filled with good spirits. he marries you and you fall in love and suddenly you think maybe you can handle living on this planet.

then a meteor comes crashing down, and not only does it kill the man you loved so much, now you’re stuck raising two children of a species you really don’t know how to raise. you try and condition them to take over the company your husband and you started together, but one of them runs away from home and the other refuses to seek him out. instead of fighting you abandon the planet by agreeing to work for someone who can power your ship for you. this all powerful demon, the grim reaper of your mythos, offers you an escape from the universe before it is destroyed in turn for your reign as a leader in the new universe while he is busy tending to other business

you return to this new planet, well aware of how the game works, but find once again that the man you once loved is gone. you go into hiding. you raise his children just as you did before, and once again they abandon and resent you. you put your plan into motion to take over the planet. and after 400 years you succeed. you own derse, you own earth. you have wiped out the human race and you’re accepted as a queen.

but still you have no companionship, no love, no one alive of your own species, and no one who respects you for any reason other than fear

all you know is death

but because of your blood you still have centuries left before you can die

Posted at 1:48pm on August 30th - 2031 NOTES

matchwigs:

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matchwigs:

Welcome to MatchWigs’ Reblog Contest Giveaway!

We have increased the prize pool this time. Read more below.

Take part in our weekly reblog contest to win a MatchWigs.com store voucher! Sit tight, ‘cos if you win this, yea’ in for a wild ride!

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

  • $30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
  • $5 additional voucher to winning entry who happens to be a follower AND inserts our reblog banner on your Tumblr. Instructions here.

RULES:

  • Simply reblog this post to enter!
  • Likes count
  • You may reblog strictly NO MORE THAN TWICE per user
  • This contest will END on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST
  • The winner will be picked by random number generator
  • The winner will be contacted at the end of the contest and if you do not respond within 24 hours after being contacted, a new winner will be picked. So keep those ask boxes open and keep an eye on them!

Good Luck peeps!

Posted at 1:30pm on August 30th - 3757 NOTES

hipstercat-girl:

nyowa:

he’s goin 2 fast for senpai 2 notice him

THIS IS THE BEST ONE CHRIST

hipstercat-girl:

nyowa:

he’s goin 2 fast for senpai 2 notice him

THIS IS THE BEST ONE CHRIST

(Source: toromiko)

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